Just a funny story post -op

So after you have surgery, your surgeon will ask you to come in two weeks after surery. It’s just for a normal checkup to see how the cuts are healing and see how you are doing. Well, I went in. I lost 26lbs since the surgery. I was in pain still. Still had shots of pain because of the nerves and all. But all in all it was a good meeting.I saw him, and he looked at my scars. took the bandages off and said i could now shower with exposed wounds. He asked if I had any questions and I did. See I am in a bowling league and wanted to know when I could bowl again because…I bowl for money. So I ask him “How long before I can be active again?”

Then at that moment..he looked at me with the weirdest look. A weird silent pause. Then I jumped in again and said “Ya know like sports?” and he let out a breathe and was like..”Oh about 4 weeks”.

That situation teaches me to phrase things correctly or more thoroughly. For example, I was talking with friends one day and they asked me “Are you active” and I looked at them all hesitantly and answered with this ever so intelligent answer “Like climb trees?”.

Ya…I am a bit on the simple side of life sometimes. Gotta love it.